God hath declared ye article BLASPHEMOUS!!!.
It shall be deleted and it's author shall be smitten immediately. Thus spaketh the Lord.
Do something about ye problem or else we shall be forced to bring out...the comfy chair! Duh-duh-duh!
During God the Father's long career as master of the universe he accomplished many great miracles and mass deaths, such as:
- Becoming the first Creator of the Universe to kill one billion people.
- Killing the entire world population in a flood after it was reported that Wal-Mart would start selling porn.
- The creation of beer.
- Longest beard in Kentuckistan.
- The creation of the Infinite candle, although some credit Kofi Anan with this.
- Forcep juggling.
- Creating himself.
- Ignoring the preceding paradox.
- Persueding his ignorant creation that he's actually a good guy, even though he gives kids cancer.
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