To anyone and everyone who will believe me: America is still a colony of Great Britain!

Now, to those who are still reading this, I have my sources as to why I know that America is still controlled by Britain! See, England never truly recognized America as a sovereign nation, oh no. Every election is overseen by the British government. Every elected official reports directly to the current King/Queen of England! Nothing has changed at all in the past 300 years. Watch the proof unfold before your very eyes as I uncover unsettling, but true, similarities!

Ever notice how every President of the United States, save for one, has been a white Protestant male, just like the Prime Ministers of England! This is hardly a coincidence! But, there are more disturbing similarities! There is not only a system of checks and balances in "American" government, but also in English government! Normally, different countries have a different form of government, like China and Canada.

Ever think about the Senate? Note how similar it is to the House of Lords? Let me break it down like this:

1. The Senate is more powerful than the House of Representatives.
2. The House of Lords is the upper house and has less people, and the House of Commons, which is the lower house and has more people, just like the Senate and House of Representatives, respectively.
3. The House of Lords has more sway than the House of Commons.

Don't get it yet? Well, dear reader, read on, and I shall show you the truth...

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